Wouldn’t it be great for your family to have access to Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids this holiday?
This time of the year promotes relaxation, reminiscing, and laughter with family. Below, I have provided you with jokes to share with your loved ones after you all have opened your presents!
Children and adults will have a great time guessing the answers.
These jokes came from the book The Complete Laugh-Out-Laugh Holiday Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott. This book is filled with jokes for Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. If you want more jokes, get his book!
Let’s get started!
What do snowmen eat for Lunch?
What is a Christmas tree’s least favorite month of the year?
What did Frosty wear to the wedding?
- His snowsuit
Why was Santa dressed up?
- He was going to the snowball
Why do snowmen always change their minds?
- Because they are flaky!
What does Santa give Rudoph when he has bad breath?
Who bring Christmas presents to a shark?
- Santa Jaws
What did the gingerbread man do when he sprained his ankle?
- He iced it.
What do grumpy sheep say during the holidays?
- “Baa, baa, humbug.”
Why do elves go to school?
- To learn the elf-abet
Why did the math teacher get sick after Christmas dinner?
- He had too much pi.
What does an elf listen to on the radio?
- wrap music
How do snow spend their Christmas vacations?
- Chilling out
What does Santa give his reindeer for a stomach ache?
Why didn’t the rope get any presents?
- Because it was knotty
What did Mrs. Claus say to Rudolph when he was grump?
- “You need to lighten up!”
What is something you can throw during the holidays but catch?
- A Christmas Party
Why was the cat afraid to climb the Christmas tree?
- It was scared of the bark.
Why did the baker give everybody free cookies for Christmas?
- Because he had a lot of dough!
What is a skunk’s favorite Christmas song?
- “Jungle Smells”