Holiday Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Wouldn’t it be great for your family to have access to Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids this holiday?

This time of the year promotes relaxation, reminiscing, and laughter with family. Below, I have provided you with jokes to share with your loved ones after you all have opened your presents!

Children and adults will have a great time guessing the answers.

These jokes came from the book The Complete Laugh-Out-Laugh Holiday Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott. This book is filled with jokes for Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. If you want more jokes,  get his book!

Let’s get started!

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1. What do snowmen eat for Lunch?

   • Brrrr-itos

2. What is a Christmas tree’s least favorite month of the year?

   • Sep-timber

3. What did Frosty wear to the wedding?

   • His snowsuit

4. Why was Santa dressed up?

   • He was going to the snowball

5. Why do snowmen always change their minds?

   • Because they are flaky!

6. What does Santa give Rudoph when he has bad breath?

   • Orna-mints

7. Who bring Christmas presents to a shark?

   • Santa Jaws

8. What did the gingerbread man do when he sprained his ankle?

   • He iced it.

9. What do grumpy sheep say during the holidays?

   • “Baa, baa, humbug.”

10. Why do elves go to school?

    • To learn the elf-abet

11. Why did the math teacher get sick after Christmas dinner?

    • He had too much pi.

12. What does an elf listen to on the radio?

    • wrap music

13. How do snow spend their Christmas vacations?

    • Chilling out

14. What does Santa give his reindeer for a stomach ache?

    • Elk-a-Seltzer

15. Why didn’t the rope get any presents?

    • Because it was knotty

16. What did Mrs. Claus say to Rudolph when he was grump?

    • “You need to lighten up!”

17. What is something you can throw during the holidays but catch?

    • A Christmas Party

18. Why was the cat afraid to climb the Christmas tree?

    • It was scared of the bark.

19. Why did the baker give everybody free cookies for  Christmas?

    • Because he had a lot of dough!

20. What is a skunk’s favorite Christmas song?

    • “Jungle Smells”

 

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